Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

Bitch Mittens

The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc

Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.

by Madghost28 May 6, 2023

indonesian mittenfucker

The Indonesian mittenfucker is a way to describe an Indonesian man who has more than 8 cats

Hey dude he looks like an Indonesian mittenfucker

by Thundercunter October 15, 2023

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Lucy Mixter

Lucy Mixter was an amazing, beautiful girl who tragically passed away at age 15. Her real name was Lucy Reed but she liked to be called Lucy Mixter. She was born January 9th. She loved Halloween more than birthdays or Christmas’. She hated school. She loved Nirvana. She had an obsession with guys with long hair and planned to marry one when she was older. She loved dinosaurs and ghosts. She loved going on walks with her best friend Charlotte and taking trains out the random places. She loved using her mums bank card to pay for things. She loved to dance randomly. She always had so much energy. She wanted to be a stripper when she grew up but no one knows if that was just a joke or not. She liked to come up with funny stories with Charlotte and create characters. They were working on a book called the Lucharnary which Charlotte is going to finish in Lucy’s honour. Lucy will forever be loved and missed by everyone that truly knew her and cared for her. We all love her immensely and hope she’s resting peacefully in heaven

Lucy Mixter was fucking amazing

by Charlotte.spike February 19, 2024

Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass

Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?

by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024