Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea

I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors

by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.

by uh0ajd0h0h0haja0shd0hsdh0ah0ah March 27, 2023

Love Missile F1-11

The US bombs cruising overhead
But there goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Oh, shoot it up
Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed (unfed)
Amondo teeno giving
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Hold me, shake me, I'm all shook up (all shook up)
Psycho maniac inter blend
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Teenage crime now fashion's dead
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up

Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Amondo teeno giving giving giving
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
(Then when you get the money, you get the power) oh, shoot it up
Ultraviolence in Japan
Oh, shoot it up
Oh shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Soon the whole world will know my name
Let's shoot it up
Shoot it up

Love Missile F1-11

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009