African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki

That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021

Pensacola Milkshake

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.

I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.

by PersonaOfFire April 13, 2021

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together

my mouth felt a strawberry milkshake last night

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Mobster Milkshake

A tropical poor man's take on a White Russian. Citrus vodka, Kahlua, Irish creme, and milk, substitute almond or soy milk for the health conscious.

"Dude, got hammered off of Mobster Milkshakes and stole a car last night!"

by CL Media March 25, 2017

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019