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Mickey Mouse bullshit

A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback
Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*

Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.
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Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.
"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."
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mickey

She was mickey in nothing but shorts and a smile.
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Mickey Mouse

Mind-numbingly easy, hard to not understand.
I know this is a bit Mickey Mouse, but we’re just reviewing it.”
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by joemama 10000 February 25, 2020
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mickey

a hott older guy who no girl can rip her eyes off of. SMOKIN.
oh mickey, ur so fine! ur so fine u blow mi mind! hey mickey! hey mickey! oh mickey, wat a pity, u dont understand. u take me by the heart when u take me by the hand. oh mickey ur so pretty, cant u understand! ITS GUYS LIKE YOU, MICKEY! now wat u do, mickey, do mickey, dont break my heart, mickey!
by mickey-obsessy January 23, 2007
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mickey mouse

when a guys "tit dirt" stains his shirt
(tourettes guy)
"is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"well his ears there...his ears & theres his face"
"thats not mickey mouse thats just tit dirt"
by twinkydoodle1991@yahoo.com January 31, 2008
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