Patron strain of the Mexican flu 

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

Patron strain of the Mexican flu by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

peter the fence-jumping half-mexican 

peter is a very speacial child, and he is tight, and he is funny, and he is also half mexican.

i love peter the fence-jumping half-mexican. he is very cool

peter the fence-jumping half-mexican by pete is my bro for life! March 13, 2005

thats mexican 

To express negative reaction. Dislike, Unfair, etc

instead of saying "thats gay", say "thats mexican"

Tom: My phone just died
John: That sucks man
Tom: Yeah thats mexican

thats mexican by antigoodcharlotte3 July 22, 2011

Flexin the Mexican 

Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...

"There's some fine bitches up in here, i gots to start flexin the mexican, nah mean?"

Flexin the Mexican by doug March 25, 2004

Tropical Mexican 

A Filipino.

Tom: Is Karmichael a Fillipino?
Tim: You mean a tropical Mexican?

Tropical Mexican by Shawtyhotty98 July 10, 2010

The Mexican National Bird 

A nickname for the common house fly.

I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.

The Mexican National Bird by Mark H September 21, 2004

The Mexican Race

The human race only has one race: Humans!

On the other hand, people having roots in Mexico, are currently being oppressed by the descendants of Immigrants from Europe.

The only Non-Immigrant Americans are the Native Americans. Even if you were born in the USA you are still a descendant of Immigrants, therefore you would be in the same situation as a black person born and raised in Germany or Iceland. You would still be a German or a Icelandic, yet a descendant of Immigrants.

The big difference is that Immigrants to the USA, Germany and Iceland DO NOT GENOCIDE the Natives.

Just ask a Native American.

The use of the Mexican Race is wrong.

Other ethnicities that have also been oppressed when they first immigrated to the USA are the Italians and Irish.

Coming to the USA is like joining a Fraternity: first get hazed, then accepted and finally you get to haze other new pledges (immigrants).

The Mexican Race by Proud American since b4 1492 August 20, 2009