meathead

The alien from Meatballs Part 2.

"Me Ted."
"Meathead?"

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p September 4, 2006

A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

meathouse

Adj. To be physically owned by another.

When Chuck Liddel fought Tito Ortiz, Tito got meathoused by Chuck.

Randy Couture meathoused Gonzaga.

If you look at me again your going to get meathoused.

by Warren, the third November 10, 2007

Martha Boner

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.

Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!

by Scorpionflame101 October 17, 2008

Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B

i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer

by MV islanderr March 15, 2009

Jersey Meathook

It's simpler than the previous definitions make it out to be.
You take a finger, i don't care which one, stick it in the girl's asshole, curl it like a hook, and just start pulling.
There's no need to get bogged down in the semantics of the where and why's of the pulling. just so long as there's a hooking of the finger and vigorous pulling

Antonyms:
kindness
love
respect

She really enjoyed the forced puckering of her anus on account of the Jersey Meathook

by Spoon29 January 14, 2009

Merthyr Tydfil

A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town

Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets

by Jesus the second. X. August 20, 2011