MexiMan

a hott Mexican guy.... so instead of being a Mexican...hes a MexiMAN.

"woww girl look at that MexiMan!"

by fiFIfoFUN44 April 25, 2007

angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

Mermaid

Woman who, on account of a case of severe lethargic nymphomania, seldom leaves the confines of her bed. The legs of such a woman, it is conjectured, would slowly begin to fuse into one were her lady tunnel not constantly inundated by wave after wave of avid lovers. This is all very well, you might think, but the nearest shower is in the other room and so she smells of rotten fish.

Larry: "Aah...Suze is such a wonderful woman"
Barry: "Get lost, mate, she's a fricking mermaid, for goodness sake!"
Garry: "Have you both lost your minds? She's made out of latex"

by pale fire October 15, 2008

Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

mericans

Can't get Elvis Presley out of my mind, white cracker, knuckle dragging, wife beater pronounciation of "Americans"

Not nobodiez gonna fukk wihd us coz wier thu God damned murry-kunz.

by Dasar Bule November 23, 2003

Merica

1. A slang term for 'America' usually shouted in an exclamation by stupid people/rednecks.

2. The way un-educated Americans (generally rednecks, hicks, republicans, or very patriotic people) say America.

Hey greg you wanna pass by one of those McDonalds
Say Chad that's a darn good idea considering we're in the home of the fat asses
Ah yes this is merica alright

by Tom Marvolo Riddle666 July 18, 2015

merican plessure

The plessure of being the fatest country in the world

first country to have a McDs merican plessure

by nigga45 June 12, 2013