red matter

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.

1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?

2: no

1: why?

2: because she was on her period.

1: why don't you give her some red matter.

2: whats that?

1: It's where you....

2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.

by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012

Mattapoisett

A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.

Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Mattapoisetten-Yes
Kid - That Sucks

by Ryan August 31, 2005

Matta

To Pwn in games involving great skill, coordination and awesomeness

This guy is matta right now
Nick is a matta

by Nick Matta March 21, 2008

dark matter

the most powerful spell of Chrono Trigger's Magus.

Dark Matter can cause a ton of destruction to your enemies...use it wisely!

by Magus January 27, 2005

Mattcall

A call that is immediately sent to voicemail because someone keeps repeatedly calling and doesn't get the hint that you don't want to talk to them.

Girl 1: Gah! He just called AGAIN, but I ignored it.
Girl 2: Haha, damn, that kid keeps getting Mattcalled... Why doesn't he just go back to frog face?

by <3333333333333333333333333 September 3, 2008

Matted

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

by Kokopoko November 9, 2011

matteo

nickname for San Mateo, CA - a city 20 miles south of San Francisco

"lets hit up matteo"

by hckyzlife April 7, 2006