Metrosexual

High maintenance male. Usually mistaken for a homosexual, or a flamer.

Metrosexuals enjoy things most men would not- spas, hot baths, manicures, waxing their body hair, even to the extreme- flowers, interior decorating, fashion, makeup, fingernail paint. They like cleanliness, teddy bears, & chick flicks. They are often extraordinary chefs, & have a passion for art.

by John McQuillan October 19, 2004

metrosexual

One who is sexually attracted to large metropolitan cities, derived from the the words metropolitan (huge city) and sexual (wants to do the no-pants-dance with)

You - What the hell, is that guy trying to have his way with a traffic light?!

Me - He must be metrosexual

You - Doesn't that word mean he's straight but likes gay culture?

Me - No, shut up! Whenever someone says that, an etymologist cries

by I heart words November 25, 2007

metrosexual

In most of the US: A straight male who is often mistaken as homosexual because of the way he looks/talks/dresses. Metrosexuals are usually into good grooming and healthy habits.

In the southern US: Any man who showers three or more times a week.

Southern Definition:
A) Liek, woah, you smell naice billybob, didja take a showerr las' week?

Billybob: No, ah showerr evvy day!

A) Billybob, yer sucha metrosexual.

by RayBan February 16, 2004

metrosexual

Metrosexual is a man an touch with his femanine side loves to pamper himself.

FOR EG. DAVID BECKHAM, BEN AFFLECK, boy bands like BLUE, AARON KWOK, Taiwanese pop star Vanness Wu, Hrithik Roshan.

by KIT LAM March 9, 2004

metrosexual

A heterosexual guy who is pretty much borderline fag.

David the metrosexual dropped his chapstick as he was putting it back into his European handbag. He was just on his way to get a manicure.

by Stew Money April 25, 2010

Macros

Character from Magician, a book by Raymond E. Feist.

Macros The Black

by Macros March 24, 2003

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010