Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024

massage gun

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025

massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy

hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?

by silly drina May 7, 2025

Necrotic Massage

Unlike an erotic massage that’s fun and sensual, a necrotic message is when Heather gets spanked so bad in foosball her body starts to eat itself in shame. An arm is usually amputated.

Jackson gave heather a necrotic massage at dog bar last night. She still hasn’t recovered.

by Jterp June 6, 2025

Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022