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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome
Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Marshmallow

Baby Harm is a marshmallow.
by KP... April 7, 2020
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Marshmallows

things u put on hot cocoa. they're red, when u look for marshmallows at ur local store u'll most likely find them in bags of red ones. ;)
u eat marshmallows. periodt.
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Marshmallow

You are a marshmallow
by Snoopy gal July 14, 2021
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Marshmallow girl

A girl that is about as hard as a marshmallow.
The marshmallow girl didn't think the world supported her enough, but if they did, she thought any kindness she was shown shown by them was weakness on their end. She also thought that because she never got an ass whooping from an authority figure such as a parent as a kid, that there was nobody in the world that could do it.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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