by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016
Get the marijuana jesusmug. by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016
Get the marijuana heavenmug. 
A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.
Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"
Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"
Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"
by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022
Get the marijuanamug. That dank shit your parents smoke when youre at school. The thing that makes the world a better place
parent 1: Hey babe pass me that joint
Parent 2: Sure honey
Parent 1: (lights up joint) oh shit jimmys home toss the weed
parent 2: that joint was 20$ !
Parent 1: shit your right, just put it out and save it till that lil shithead son of ours goes to bed
Marijuana is made of a green plant that tastes great smells grest and feels great
Parent 2: Sure honey
Parent 1: (lights up joint) oh shit jimmys home toss the weed
parent 2: that joint was 20$ !
Parent 1: shit your right, just put it out and save it till that lil shithead son of ours goes to bed
Marijuana is made of a green plant that tastes great smells grest and feels great
by BootyEater69696969 March 31, 2018
Get the Marijuanamug. by csgo addict that drinks coke July 25, 2021
Get the marijuanamug. Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"
Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
Get the marijuana monkeymug.