ass magnet

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

Coochie Magnet

Noun: a person who gets lot of woman or Bs. Usually from the Construction Dynasty

Verb: the act of your Coochie being attracted to a Magnet

Example 1:

Oh my god. Manzo Construction is such a Coochie Magnet

Example 2:
My Coochie is being magnified. This is the best Coochie Magnet ever

by Abul_From_Iseral November 18, 2020

Children of the Magenta Line

A term used by old boomer pilots, old Designated Pilot Examiners, and employees at the Federal Aviation Administration, that refuse to accept the fact that times have changed and technology has improved in between the time the wright brothers first flew and when the Airbus A320neo first flew. These older pilots, usually refuse to acknowledge the fact that advances in aviation have made flying safer and more efficient. A derogatory term used to describe younger pilots that use the GPS functions of the airplane's avionics, like the Garmin G1000.

DPE - "That is not navigation by pilotage and dead-reckoning!

Piot Candidate- "But I made all my waypoints and dead-reckoning times."

DPE- "Even though you made all of your points within ACS, You loaded your route into the GPS and followed the Magenta Line! You young pilots are just Children of the Magenta Line!"

by flyingman November 2, 2021

Whore Magnet

This is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a "money slut" or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. These old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a whore and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. He is infact just happy to have some sexual contact in his twilight years.

Maria: It's a shame Albert is getting used by that little tramp Tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
Sally: Of Course he does!! But when he is sucking her tits like a new born baby, I doubt he really cares. Good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
Maria: Yeah, you are right, but that old "whore magnet" should have a little more respect for his wife. She told me she can't sleep at night with all the screaming coming from Tracey and Albert.
Sally: Maybe she should move into the room next door?

by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

Rape Magnet

1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.

2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.

3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.

The Tea Party is going to be in town, and the rape magnet will be giving a speech as well.

by Nunuv Yabizness October 21, 2010

idiot magnet

My blonde hair, blue eyes and banging body always ends up attracting idiots.

Time to wear a hoodie, I just need to cover my idiot magnet!

by NAL December 1, 2013

chick-magnet

n.
That which attracts birds as though with magical magnetic powers.

Mike is a total chick-magnet.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003