machucando

Spanish- Masturbate (slang)
Made popular by the Daddy Yankee song

Voy a machucando en tu cama. (I am going to masturbate on your bed.)

by Daddy Yankeee June 11, 2006

paper mache

the act of ejaculating on a girl's face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.

I paper mache'd that sluts face

by chriswalken89 October 21, 2010

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Machadanyu

A song by Paul Rudd from the TV show Look Around You.

I'm a Machadanyu.

by anusflare February 27, 2009

mach 2

The speed at which one subject farts......there is a time gap......then the fart is heard. That time is know to be Mach 2.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.

joe:(farts) safety, no blitz, no bonus!!!!!
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know

by Joe Battaglia December 23, 2006

Machamps.com

A Facebook group that produces completely legitimate Pokemon. These shiny, six iv, perfect natured Pokemon are absolutely legit! Only Pokemon with the Machamps.com OT are legitimate.

If you find yourself in the possession of one of these holy beings, then congratulations! You've been blessed.

A shiny Vaporeon named Machamps.com just got wonder traded to me.

by AbsolutelyNotToast November 2, 2020

Mach17

(gay bar)

Mach17 lives in a (gay bar)

by ^loki^ February 5, 2003