Mud Shark

White, usually blonde, girls who love that big black dick.

Did you see Heidi Klum with Seal? You know she's a mud shark

by The Emperor May 12, 2007

Mud darts

Anal Love. Bum Sex

"I had a game of Mud Darts with the missus last night

by Benson March 29, 2004

mud dust

A Dirty South Killas word:

Cheap crappy weed.

"Man, my head hurt after all that mud dust we smoked."

by other_guy February 6, 2004

Mud Marks

Similar to a skid mark, yet a thicker consistency much like a chocolate cupcake frosting.

Michael: "Greta, is that skid marks in your underpants?"

Greta: "No Michael, I shit my pants, they are MUD MARKS!"

by GB/MB February 5, 2008

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008

Mud Sock

a natural phenomenon which occurs when anal sex goes seriously wrong, resulting in ones member being completely covered in faeces from tip to base.

yes i was with her last night, except after receiving the most horrific mud sock ever, i'm not sure if i'll be seeing her again.

by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010

Mud chute

A Mud chute is a move during coitus in which one partner insets his/her fist into the rectum of the other.Proceeding this,the partner then attempts to grab and remove the faeces from the partners bowels and spreads it all over each others genitalia.

I preformed a Mud chute on my girlfriend last night; It made an awful mess!

by Professor fist January 20, 2014