montu'd

When you purchase a classic Japanese vehicle, which unbeknownst to you, is full of gremlins and/or blows up a short time after your purchase due to piss poor tuning or general not-giving-a-shitery.

Dude, I got this sweet car man but it blew up on the way home....

Man....you got Montu'd

by jdmfookboi May 14, 2018

Monticuous

Something that is seen as crazy or out of hand.

His behavior is monticuous.

by frskyfll May 25, 2023

diego montano

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.

That poor guy is a diego montano.

by papaguk October 19, 2016

Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.

"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"

by Elddir April 11, 2017

be homophobic month

every day on july you can be homophobic for 1 month . and the best part is that the gays can't cancel you

Dude 1 : yo its july , lets be extra homophobic for "be homophobic month"!
Dude 2 : lets do it

by the avrg neo-nazi June 14, 2023

that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Tony Montana

The main (legendary) character in the 1983 film 'Scarface' played by Al Pacino.
Tony Montana is a Cuban refugee who comes to America as part of the 1980 boatlift from Cuba and he quickly works his way from rags to riches.

Tony Montana is undoubtedly one of the most influential characters in cinema history. Well known for his animalistic personality.

'Say hello to my lil friend!!'- Tony Montana

by Federico Tak April 19, 2007