by @yert August 3, 2019

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonald’s milkshake.
My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.
by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.
I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.
by PersonaOfFire April 13, 2021

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
by Revolution April 26, 2019
