Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

Spoil my market

When someones availability as a partner is significantly compromised due to the apparent involvement with a somebody else.

Market spoiling is not exclusive to those in relationships.

Guy 1: Ayy you posting your girl on the gram?
Guy 2: Naaah, don't want her to spoil my market.

Spoil my market = (ruin the probability of other females sliding in his DMs)

by badgalmg June 11, 2018

bear market things

The open decline of mental health across participants in a financial market that is trending down.

Characterised by greasy, half naked men seductively dancing in an underground car park.

"Did you see Gabriel Haines twerking? I gagged."

"Yeah man, just bear market things."

by NOTsneak June 7, 2022

farmers market boy

A term used to describe a boy who has a "fresh" or "clean" kind of look that you just can't help but point to and call them attractive!

"Dam, he's a total farmers market boy. Crud nuggets I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HIM"

by fartpoopdutycaca May 9, 2023

Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.

Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"

by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022

Flea Market Marine

When someone buys USMC gear at the flea market and proceeds to wear it out in public. Even though they have never been in the Marines, nor know anyone who is a Marine.

Thats a Flea Market Marine.I talked to the guy in the marine shirt. He's not a marine nor has he ever been in the Military .

by DaCrusher December 23, 2017

Black Market Beef

When you have serious issues with another person, but they have no idea; carrying on leading a life of blissful ignorance.

“Did you hear what Kyle said earlier? I’ve got real Black Market Beef with that guy. Wish I had the balls to tell him, but he’d probably kick my ass.”

by KayBlue92 July 29, 2022