luke

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022

Luke

A retarded ass bitch that deserves to go to hell.

He is a total luke

by I dont need you to know myname December 9, 2018

Luke

Very unfunny cunt

That kid luke? Unfunny as fuck

by JustATeaLover May 29, 2019

Luke

a person who strictly eats ass

Wow, I wonder where luke is? Probably eating ass.

by myfathispanicass April 2, 2020

Luke

Luke is a gay trans. He often associates with idiots and is secretly gay. He fucks his sister every night.

1: Hey did you see Luke last night.

2: Yeah i saw a gay trans.

by tranny4gays August 26, 2018

luke

a dumbass faggot

isn’t that luke?
yeah, whatta faggot

by hdksnxosncks December 31, 2019

Luke

A person with many spots all over their body with an incredibly bad sense of fashion

"Look at that boy with 3000 zits and that horrible yellow puffer, his name must be Luke"

by Nacrashtaymarayoona May 4, 2018