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literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you
Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour
by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015
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Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.
I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)
by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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literally

the definition of something literal, actual, real. not to be confused with figuratively, the complete opposite or littoral, of anything near the shore or coast of a body of water.
correct usage:

1) I literally made this post at 12:15am.
2) The woman literally just fell from the sky.
incorrect usage:
1) I literally ate shit in FS2020/GTA/DCS/any other flying game. (you didn't literally consume fecal matter, did you?)
2) Destroyers have limited capability in the littorals. (literally wrong context and doesn't even end in -ly ya dingus did you play too much Sea of Thieves?)
by don'tbeadummy March 14, 2022
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Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.
Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!
by onetenth February 27, 2024
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person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
by penisslikker January 2, 2024
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A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls

Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
literally anybody who watched jojos are the best
by mem1 April 26, 2022
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