Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

Limp mog

To mog someone with your limp dick.

Jack: "yo my friend pulled out his dick to compare with me and I totally limp mogged him"
Brennen: "what the fuck gay ass nigga"

by ThiccSpoon October 23, 2025

limp wrist

meaning gay, or a homosexual man, as a signal to others, "beware i am gay"

my friend is gay (limp wrist pesent)

by Jensen wheble November 7, 2025

Limp-Up

Performing a pull-up, starting with both hands hanging limp from the pull-up bar.

Yo bro did you get your Limp-Ups in for the day?

by Mr. Badgerz November 19, 2025

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

anal limp

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you limp around like you're about to shit yourself.

Look at Taylor's anal limp, she got fucked so hard in that porno she did.

by Bm445 December 14, 2015