Red Light

The moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. A red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a "pooclear" explosion.

I was on the train to work this morning when without warning I got a red light and some fucker was in the bathroom! I had no choice but to go in the sink!

by braceyajax April 23, 2010

Electric Light Orchestra

Usually Known Simply As ELO,
One Of The Greatest Bands To Emerge From The 70's.Fusing Guitars, Moog And Cello's Later using full Orchestration and Choral Effects. Started to suck though by the 'Discovery',Xanadu Period,Although They Made Amends in 1981 with the fantastic album 'Time'

The Electric Light Orchestra Were Really Innovative
Just Listen To Mr Blue Sky A clever Band.

by Jeff Lynne May 12, 2006

light bulb

that thing that goes over your head when you have an idea

*light bulb goes over your head* I HAVE AN IDEA

by idontplaywithpencils May 18, 2005

light-weight

one who can only handle small amounts of various drugs

1 hit and I'm gone. I'm such a lightweight.

by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001

Blue Light Special

1) An area of a KMart store where items are on sale
2) A white trash and slutty girl

1) I got these T-shirts 2 for $5 in the blue light special!
2) Marygene is today's blue light special!

by TicklemeEmo October 10, 2005

light torture

Is the name used for a polyglot of various interrogation practise meant to use objects or triggers that are particularly worrisome to the person being questioned, but do not usually leave long-term physical markers (for example feeding a Muslim pork, or Yelling/Spitting in the face of someone, giving them a chair that has one leg short). However, these techniques can occasionally cause mental issues and physical deterioration to the breaking point wherein the person then gets sick later. Developed by various social scientist and doctors (mainly psychologists) hired by or members of the intelligence or military community. Also called “Torture Light” and more properly “Coercive Interrogation Techniques.”

The police used 'light torture' to make the criminal uneasy.

by Valerie Feria-Isacks November 13, 2007

in light of

in view of, taking into consideration, considering, based on

In light of the last series of mishaps, all technical personnel will undergo forklift driving and safety training.

by CBTman September 15, 2007