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Lemon Ring

The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.

Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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Lemon Man

The lemon man would later regret his experience with social media.
by SugarNat November 29, 2018
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Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.
Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.
by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010
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Lemon pitta

Cockney slang for a shitter (anus)
I'm gonna fuck her right in the lemon pitta!
by Edleygear September 12, 2013
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Lemon Strip

A tampon that has been pissed, usually for consumption.
Guy: "excuse me madam but I would like to taste a lemon strip of yours"

Girl: "why of course"
by Giraffe Clit February 1, 2020
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Jar Of Lemons

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.
Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.
by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 19, 2021
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lemon demoned

from the copypasta
lemon demoned

"Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because my main got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

oh my god neil cicierega 😥 😥 😍

Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

Oh my god 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

You are a fan yes

no❤️

yes

❤️

Please give me your credit card information

Neil cicierega

Yes that's me

Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

lemon demon

Yes that is me

Give me your fucking credit card information

neilll omggg

❤️

"
by johncake June 17, 2023
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