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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Red lead

"My mother was inside, cooking the meat for the gravy. You know, red lead -- pork bones and veal. It was a Sunday."
by Cantaloupe Jones October 16, 2022
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lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.
by slangctionary November 8, 2021
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2-0 lead

When a team in a sport is up by a score of 2-0 but end up blowing the lead in the end.
“Yo Cael did you see that PSG blew a 2-0 lead in the Champions League to Real Madrid
Fuck You!”
by lebumdum March 12, 2022
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Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.
"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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Site Lead

Site Lead is a MNC coined job title for the incompetent person who they should have made Managing Director of the business but per experience had to choose her/him as the head of the business who operationally manages the Site and nothing more than that. All the decisions are made by their global counterpart.
Michael Scott is a great Site Lead. He is good with office operations and throwing parties. Poor guy, can't take shots, his decisions are made by his boss sitting in San Diego.
by sesha36 August 15, 2021
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Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.
"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"
by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021
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