lay

This stands for: Laughing at you.
This is used in msn text.

Douche: Hey man, i think i just sharted.
Bag: Hahahaha! lay!

by Finlay2 July 6, 2007

lay a pipeline

to defecate

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

lay down

A stolen handgun that you can leave behind or "lay down on the ground" after shooting someone.

I shot 50 cent a couple times, but don't worry, I used a lay down.

by Andy Holman October 29, 2005

lay mud

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

Lay a Trap

To masterbate or fap. Discreet way of saying you need a pull.

Just gonna go lay a trap guys! Be 20 mins!

by trap layer October 5, 2012

lay the hammer

practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female.

I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate so he could lay the hammer to her.

by hordichuk October 17, 2008

Lay it down

To annihilate your motorcycle bicycle or car usually ending in getting all fuck up or severely injured

Holy Shit!! That crazy fuck just layed it down on his huffy!! call the cops!!

by pc November 23, 2004