A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.
Example of chat during lagging
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022
A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.
by EdibleMetal January 04, 2010
A lag spike is when a game freezes and then unfreezes. Or when the game go to a low FPS count. And this goes for tv's.
by Jim ivan August 21, 2018
he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.
by thecleaner November 04, 2020
When you don’t want to say you are no longer interested in playing videogames with someone anymore. This is an easy saying to not be rude.
by Snake145 March 24, 2019
Pronounced LAG-A-LA
Synonyms: Ugh. , Arggghh. , *Sigh*
Antonyms: YAY!, Energetic,
Misspellings: Lag a la, Lag a lah
Correct spelling: Lag-A-Lah (A must be capital.. Dashes not needed, but typical.
Uses: Used when referring to a bad day, taxing situation, something that just tires or exhausts you. When you have a tough day, all you say is LAG-A-LAH.
Synonyms: Ugh. , Arggghh. , *Sigh*
Antonyms: YAY!, Energetic,
Misspellings: Lag a la, Lag a lah
Correct spelling: Lag-A-Lah (A must be capital.. Dashes not needed, but typical.
Uses: Used when referring to a bad day, taxing situation, something that just tires or exhausts you. When you have a tough day, all you say is LAG-A-LAH.
Friend "Soo how was your day?"
You "Lag-A-Lah"
Meaning, "Ugh.. It just was.. Just.. UGH.. It was difficult, and exhausting for me. I'm sooo done with this day."
You "Lag-A-Lah"
Meaning, "Ugh.. It just was.. Just.. UGH.. It was difficult, and exhausting for me. I'm sooo done with this day."
by LaLaFunLover101 December 03, 2010
When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.
Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish
by CaderTater April 23, 2010