Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.

I have a deformed lumpy dick salad.

by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012

Lumpify

To make something typically considered cute into something creepy, gory and monstrous

Dude, did you hear about Lumpytouch? He's a YouTuber that lumpifys stuff and it's SUPER fucked up.

by Bungus the memelord July 7, 2019

lung lumps

A slang term used to describe or refer to women's breasts.

"You seen that new intern yet? She has a nice set of lung lumps!"

by dale crashardt October 2, 2011

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Fuzzy Lumpkin

A term of endearment for a very cute person

How's it goin fuzzy lumpkin?

by DCdmd December 29, 2008

lumpuckeroo

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.

You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.

by eurlgurl January 17, 2008

counter clockwise umpa lumpa

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010