web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada March 03, 2006

Jive Loaf

the greatest herb ever

Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb

by Big poppas lost brother September 15, 2008

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018

Tofa Loaf

A male who eats dragonflys wings and sucks toes.

Tom: "Yo man last night me and my girl had wicked fun. I sucked her toes and them we went to the swap and ate some dragonflys wings."
Hank: "Dude, your such a Tofa Loaf."

by L.G. June 14, 2008

Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 18, 2015

soup loaf

food of the gods..... or satan at least... combine all edible things in a pan with some soy sauce and water (make sure u add a whole banana) and boil, pour into a loaf pan, add flour, bake at 500 degrees for 45 min or so

yummmm soup loaf!

by muffin queen February 03, 2004

sea loaf

A loaf that swims in the sea and sucks up all the bacteria

Woah a Sea loaf

by Tsilkky March 21, 2016