Jive Loaf

the greatest herb ever

Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb

by Big poppas lost brother September 15, 2008

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018

Tofa Loaf

A male who eats dragonflys wings and sucks toes.

Tom: "Yo man last night me and my girl had wicked fun. I sucked her toes and them we went to the swap and ate some dragonflys wings."
Hank: "Dude, your such a Tofa Loaf."

by L.G. June 14, 2008

Loaf

Another more custom way of saying Bredren, take away bred = bread = Loaf get it?

guy 1: "Yo bread wots up?"
guy 2: "Yo Slut u know i aint ur bred i iz ur loaf, u better act right before u get smacked rite biatch!"

by BigD+Platinum October 03, 2004

Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 18, 2015

sea loaf

A loaf that swims in the sea and sucks up all the bacteria

Woah a Sea loaf

by Tsilkky March 21, 2016

warm loaf

Slang for a vagina

"I'm going to put my dick in her warm loaf"

by Handledick January 11, 2016