frosty llama

A frosty llama is when you give a blow job with ice in your mouth. Take the creamy load. Spit it in their face.

Hurry up, before the ice melts,I want to give you a frosty llama!

by Dusty Epstein March 2, 2016

Femenist Llama

A sexual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral sex on a male parter and allows him to jizz in her mouth. Next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the jizz back in her male partner's face, and punch him in the junk.

First Female: "I can't believe he said he wanted to break up! Are you okay?"
Second Female: "Yeah, I'm fine. I gave him a Femenist Llama as a going away present."

by TheGrindingNun May 29, 2009

I got your llama

a phrase usually used when calling someone at work (and on other traceble phone lines) to let them know that you are waiting in the parking lot to kill their ass.

Listen crackho, give me back my twenty dollars cause i got your llama.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

Dirty Llama

When a girl is giving you head you look down and constantly spit on her face.

Last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. She flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of Dirty llama.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

angry llama

when you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back in your face.

she told me not to cum in her mouth but i did it anyway. the result was an angry llama.

by farku July 22, 2009

sexy llama

something my brother looked up on the school computers

sexy llama

by thrfgbedfvwsdcujkil May 12, 2016

Hoochie Llama

The alias of the infamous second floor Maxwell House resident Craig Dudenhoeffer.

Hoards of admirers: "Craig! Make the llama noise again!!"
Craig: *makes llama noises"
Admirers: "Oh Craig- you are such a hoochie llama!"

by Rae Weinstein February 5, 2008