Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 04, 2023

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LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 04, 2020

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thumb a lift

do a signal with your thumb for a vehicle to stop and give you a free lift

I did no intend to thumb a lift

by veronica1292 February 06, 2017

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Fork lifting

Fork lifting is when you finger a girl and lift her up with two fingers and rizz her up.

Bro I was Fork lifting these chicks last night and istg she almost broke my arm

by Bigdivkd4ddy July 31, 2023

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Lift Dweller

Person or Persons occupying a lift, whose excitement over a non lift dweller's action's reaches an inappropriate level.
More frequently found in easily accessible ski resorts such as Vail.

"If that lift dweller says one more god damn word, i will rip him off that god damn chair"
"Damn, that girl was cute!" "Nah, she's just a lift dweller."

by RadioFoxx January 03, 2018

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