knife

A tool for cutting with a handle at one end, and a flat blade of roughly equal length.

To knife is to use the knife to attack a person or object.

"I'm going to knife him"


"Call that a knife?" *pulls out long machete* "This is a knife!"

by Gumba Gumba March 23, 2007

Knife fetish

When someone becomes TURNED ON by knives, such as plastic knives, metal knives, 1000 degree knives and etc.

Person 1: "Hey want to cut the pizza?"
Person 2: "Oh hell yea. *Winks*"
Person 1: "Thanks."
Person 2: *Brings knife to room, chops dick off* ;)
Person 1: "Do you have a KNIFE FETISH?"
Person 2: "Mmm."

by Pie = Pie = Eggs = Idk January 11, 2018

Swiss Army Knife

The best tool (or weapon) known to mankind. Mostly due to it's being easily concealed.

"Just stabbed dat ho with ma swiss army knife!"

by Delta98 June 26, 2012

Hunting Knife

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

don't bring a gun to a knife fight

To bring a knife to a gun fight; to be inadequately prepared for something.
Likewise, bringing a gun to a knife fight,
To overreact and overthink Petty situations

You don't bring a gun to a knife fight as it isn't a serious matter. it isn't a matter of your life and death or your money and legacy.
He brought a knife to a gun fight that day when he was watching everyone else's presentations

by InformationLibrary December 2, 2017

Spin The Knife

A game which suicidle indiviuals partake in. A group of 5 or 6 or so sit in a circle around a pocket knife. They spin the knife and who ever the blade lands on has to place one slit on his/er wrist. It just keeps going until a person dies; the first person to die is a winner. It continues until one person is left. The last person writes down the order in which the people dies; first to last(including himself). Then fall on the blade and waits to to die. Corbin G. was the founder of this game and was a great teenage who lost his life to the game. This is for imformational purposes only; don't play at home.

Dude im sick of life
you can join me and some friends in a game of spin the knife
I'm in bro

by thegodfather21 January 27, 2011

swiss army knife

it's involves two hands, a telephone and a lot of mayonnaise.

ben: man, emily gave me the best swiss army knife ive ever had, for my birthday

cory: oh nice is that a euphemism?

by didierdrogbalover July 27, 2010