Kelly

A dream girl she is goofy funny and always hyper when she is hurt you will know it straight away they show it by staying at home all day they can make you happy whenever you want Kelly’s/Kellies are the best girlfriends you can ever get x when you get one keep her for as long as you can

Kelly is an very active girl

by Kelly/ February 5, 2018

jarrod kelly

jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking

guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx

by Styles 917 July 20, 2016

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.

We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time

Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”

Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”

Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”

Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”

by Hi I’m diabolical March 6, 2021

R Kelly

Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.

1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.

by DJ Totoro September 8, 2009

aoife kelly

Aoife is a wet thing who can't hack the session, all the boys love her and she attracts even the bootyliscious superMARKet. She's truly amazing and unique.

Boyfriend: Aoife Kelly your a ride
(Aoife drops to knees and sucks his large penis)

by lewismark November 4, 2013

Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch

Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird

by fhwhshbs November 21, 2020