"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type
Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.
Yeah, but what a way to go!
Yeah, but what a way to go!
by Karmannghia McGinnis October 11, 2011

A bunch of worthless idiots who won’t think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.
by Punjabi power September 2, 2020

The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.
by Daniel Bickford February 11, 2006

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

Someone:When can we play something
The other person:NJSHJIHSJ
also the other person:IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU >:(
Someone:I DONT THINK Spaming there keyboard with letters MEANS YOUR ANGRY >:(((
The other person:NJSHJIHSJ
also the other person:IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU >:(
Someone:I DONT THINK Spaming there keyboard with letters MEANS YOUR ANGRY >:(((
by ilovecatsanddogssomuch January 19, 2021

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
