The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.
Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.
by StoryJuicer2 December 26, 2011
by Battleelvis July 07, 2019
Dumpy Juice is really just cum that gets pushed out of a womans asshole. It can also be used as a slur.
by OlliJuicer November 04, 2020
A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).
Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.
by xenoranger December 13, 2010
Passion juices are the various liquids that are secreated from multiple orifaces while engaging in sexual activity.
by laysiege February 19, 2009
Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.
by SenseNOTNonsense January 02, 2012
by Laura March 11, 2004