jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?

by corey270 November 2, 2007

Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 16, 2008

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011

Jizz Rooster

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.

2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.

1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster

2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

Jizz Factory

A guy that has an endless supply of virile sperm,

OMG, That guy is clearly a total jizz factory..

Of course i can go again, I'm a jizz factory baby..

by JohnDanieleManchester December 18, 2013

jizz roll

This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.

I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016