Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.

Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!

by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

Soy Sauce Jesus

the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.

gillon: hi lewis
lewis: omfg its a soy sauce jesus, i gotta spam comment asap

by earthling ed May 3, 2020

pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.

My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.

by Jessica June 13, 2005

brown jesus

when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.

Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".

by hick101 October 20, 2010

De Jesus

One of the most Bad Ass last names in all of history.

DUDE have you seen this guy's last name before? "De Jesus" what a BAD ASS NAME.

by EduardoD January 21, 2009

Raptor Jesus

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

jesus flip

v. to lose control, flip over tables and go on a angry rampage.

The word is derived from the story of Jesus in Mark 11:15-18, where he found people doing business in the temple and started overturning tables an seats of the people, driving them out.

That final change the client requested made him do a jesus flip.

by Zormal August 12, 2011