JereBear

Something many claim to be but unfortunately are unable to follow through with the code of the JereBear.

The JereBear code.
1. You respect women. No exceptions unless that bitch cheats on you!
2. Spread love like it was going out of style (mainly to women)
3. No homosexuals can be JereBears. Sorry but that's life
4. Always treat a woman like she was your woman. That way if you're available she will know that you are the shit and all other guys are just turd shits.
5. JereBears don't cheat. Straight up
6. "Bros before hoes" applies to all JereBears unless it's your woman
7. You are not a bitch and will not take shit from a woman even one you have a high level of respect for
8. Don't cheat on your woman especially if she's amazing.
9. Don't cheat on your woman even if she is cheating on you.
10. Cheating is not tolerated by a JereBear. You must immediately break off the relationship if she cheats. Both offenders are at fault. ONE EXCEPTION is if it was completely forced at which point you will gather all strength and will power, hook up with some friends, and beat the living shit out of the dude who messed with your woman.
11. Your name MUST BE JEREMY!!!!

That guy is so smooth with the ladies. He must be a JereBear

by The1ThatOwnz April 26, 2011

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Jeremy

Someone who has a regular habit of picking berries and taking "walks". Has the features of a Jew but isn't actually Jewish (as far as we know)

"Jeremy stop picking berries and help us you Jewish person!!"
"I told you I'm not Jewish and I don't pick berries!!!"
"Suuuurrreee you don't"

by The anonymous Cat September 6, 2016

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a very funny, caring guy. a jeremy is a great friend and you should never lose him because they will stay forever. he is literally the cutest little thing ever. if he loves you he will love you for a long time. he is so fun to hang out with. he doesn’t tell any secrets. he is just an amazing person. any girl would be lucky to have him as a significant other. jeremy will make you laugh so hard but at the same time he can make you sad. he is usually pretty tall. he’s very very smart it’s amazing. if you have a jeremy in your life tell them how you feel and keep them close. trust me you will regret losing it. :)

“Jeremy!!!!! come here i need to tell you a secret”

by yaga123456789 August 14, 2019

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Jeremy

a male who is typically awesome at everything, especially seducing women. he is also a very funny fellow. jeremy finchum may be seen doing one of three things: hangin out with his bros, playing baseball, or giving it to a woman. in all, he is a #BADASS

Consuelo: "I wish I were as good as Jeremy at baseball."
DeShaun: "I wish I could get as many women as Jeremy."

Jeremy: "Bro, you have no idea."

by 22JFINCH22 November 30, 2011

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Jered

The hottest firefighter to ever live.He has the most captivating eyes and an incredibly charismatic personality.His optimistic approach to life tends to lead to inspiration. A person who you could talk to for hours, and be rescued by any time.

Jered is smokin'

by Black_ Betty April 10, 2010

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