Jealthy

Eating something which is equally junky and healthy.

Nice dinner Mom. Pizza delivery, and homemade salad. So Jealthy! You're right Elyse, I'm going to put that on Urban Dictionary!

by JoLisa (J-Crew's daughter) April 1, 2015

Jealoupuss

Gell-uh-pooss adj. When you are so in awe of another woman's accomplishments, you will yourself to far exceed their expectations of you.

See also: jealoupussy

I was so jealoupuss of my sister's nursing degree I strived to finish school with honors.

by Snoogins51 December 6, 2016

Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

by Sagaan December 11, 2016

jealene

Jealene is the name given to women that are amazing all the time. This multiplies when they have children, and they essentially become Super Woman but in mom form.

See that jealene over there, I wish I was as awesome of a mom as she is, she has that down!

by SharkKing2011 December 19, 2016

jeban

It's an autistic boy.

Oh hell yeah look at this jeban over there we should beat the fuck outta him.

by Schlagban September 30, 2017

Jebbler

Jebbler is a play on the words "Jeb-end" meaning the end of a penis and "Gobbler" meaning one who consumes voraciously. It can be used to describe literally a massive end of a penis that consumes lots of food or, more often, an overweight dude who is a proper cock who you might define as a bit of a bell-end.

"Oh that Donald Trump, he's such a fucking Jebbler"

OR
"Holy shit thats a hungry jeb-end, a Jebbler even!"

by Dave the Jebbler November 10, 2017

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017