A man with a biblical dick, the penis so good it’s been around for thousands of years. So good you name any child well gifted (if you know what I mean).
by Showmejame April 4, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. Fuckin badass best minecraft player in the world. The botched be line up to see him. Best builder and redstone on the world. Know as grumbo .
by Jameson the greatest October 4, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is a nikka who is nice, has good eyes. James gets all the bad bitches and is most likely to take to bitch. James also wears black air forces and can fuck you up.
Boy #1: Bro Vanessa broke with me
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches
by I’m not a simp u are September 21, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.
by The 1 inch wonder March 25, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.
by Dr PickleTickler February 26, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is a person who is good at everything, extremely smart and wise, and pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet. James enjoys looking down upon other people and will lose his temper easily if insulted, though, so never test his patience.
"Hey James, whats up?"
"Not too much man how have you been?!"
"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"
"Not too much man how have you been?!"
"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"
by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r April 19, 2021
Get the Jamesmug.