James

Fuckin badass best minecraft player in the world. The botched be line up to see him. Best builder and redstone on the world. Know as grumbo .

Dang James is the best

by Jameson the greatest October 04, 2019

James

A man with a biblical dick, the penis so good it’s been around for thousands of years. So good you name any child well gifted (if you know what I mean).

Did you see that james over there, must be gifted down under.

by Showmejame April 05, 2021

James

James is a nikka who is nice, has good eyes. James gets all the bad bitches and is most likely to take to bitch. James also wears black air forces and can fuck you up.

Boy #1: Bro Vanessa broke with me
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches

by I’m not a simp u are September 21, 2020

James

The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.

“James blessed his lady with his 7 inch penis”

by The 1 inch wonder March 25, 2021

James

Guaranteed to make you smile. A James is a very kind, considerate and loyal person. Fluffy blond hair and beautiful brown eyes. Gorgeous smile. Insanely attractive. He’ll always have a cool new fact to tell you, or one of his hilarious jokes! Loves D&D and video games, but also works out (great biceps). He doesn’t always realise just how incredible he is, so if you know a James, remind him of it! If you ever get the honour to date one, hold him close and never let that amazing guy go. I know I won’t. <3

Person 1: You know James?
Person 2: Of course I know him, he’s the best!

by GryffinGoddess January 13, 2022

James

Is the best person you know and is better then you with a 7 foot pp

Wow he’s got huge dick must be james

by Randomlychosename33 June 29, 2022

James

Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.

Person1: Whats that god awful stench

Person2: That would be James

by Dr PickleTickler February 26, 2020