Slate job

The act of holding and reading aloud the text of a flim set marker.

Damn! Courtney gives GREAT slate jobs!

by RizziTreeFarm December 15, 2010

Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.

Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!

by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011

Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.

I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.

by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010

hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.

Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.

by Happy Malone June 1, 2018

Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.

Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"

by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014

dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.

Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!

by Bicccc February 8, 2009

Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job

So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials

by Urban dictionary username November 6, 2018