Jacob

Short ugly little cunt hole

Jacob needs a good cunt punting

by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

Jacob

A Bitch Ass Nigga

hey i'm Jacob

by jakethefake December 29, 2018

Jacob

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.

Jacob is a dumb ant.

by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019

Jacobed

Getting fucked/raped

Mara got jacobed last night

by Shalom123 April 6, 2017

jacob

he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know

Jacob is weeb

by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 19, 2020