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Jason

v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
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Jason

Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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jason

jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
man jason’s ant trail is long asf!
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
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Jason

The jokester of the class with a heart of gold. Beneath all the jokes lies a sweet and caring person who'll stand by your side no matter what and have your back at all times, but if you wrong them they don't forget easily and if you keep hurting them they will cut you off like you never existed even if you try to reconnect. They are slow to trust but once you've gained their trust they will be your friend for life. They are extremely sexual and love to talk about the weirdest things. Expect conversations to take a dirty turn. They are extremely smart and love being know-it-alls. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Their favorite color is electric blue, their spirit animal is a wolf and they love animals. Love and cherish them because you will never meet a person like Jason.
"I will always love you Jason"
"Jason is the greatest friend"
"I'm sorry Jason"
by pantherpanther May 4, 2019
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Jason

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.
Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****
by Dark Creature September 22, 2020
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Jason

A guy who frowns when he smiles.
Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?
by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018
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Jason

This is the type of person you find laying in the alleyway. His dad left him at a gas station 12-13 years ago. He is gay. His dad came back to him just to spank him when he was ten, then left, after telling him he is adopted.
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019
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