J Smacked

When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.

Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.

by andrew8888 June 14, 2011

Master J

Jesus Christ; The Christ; The Messiah; Teacher and prophet who died on the cross to save us from our sins.

Praise Master J, the one and only Jesus Christ and Son of God.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

smoking j's

j - joint...you know....not fucking with blunts tho

wanna smoke this J after class?

Nah man lets smoke it now

did you know khalifa smokes 28 j's before he performes

who loves smoking j's

by SLO420PRO July 5, 2018

J Light

1. A source of ignition for a joint.

2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.

1. Yo duke pass dat J Light befo' I Polynesian handshake up in here.

2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.

by sirrix November 12, 2010

J Trade

When a person gives his or her vehicle to a dealer for drugs. Known well in law enforcement community as a j (user of drugs) trade (give something for something)

That car isn't stolen, it is a j trade.

by A 24 January 8, 2009

S+J

One of the best ships in the universe this is a powercouple/friendship they will be together til the end!!

S+J the one of the best couples ever

by anonymous January 9, 2023

majo j

1.a new name for the j's.

Ex; AJ TJ MJ......

2. means cute in special cases.

3.majo means lower class but the j gives it a sense of power.

4. very honorable and valued. use this if you have lots of power

dylan o'brien is majo j

my kid is very majo j

by majo j lavar January 19, 2017