ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t talk , look and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill you.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"

Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"

by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022

Ivan

sexy

Ivan is sexy.

by sexyivan December 7, 2021

Ivan Vučković

Every girl loves him. He is so hot he gets any girl he wants. He is masa.

That guy is so hot, he is such an Ivan Vučković.

by To sam ja December 8, 2021

Ivan Mendoza

Someone whos likes men and enjoys having sexual intercourse with another man thats under age. A fagot child predator

Young boy- hey old man
Ivan Mendoza- come get some candy

by Gangstaboy5757 December 18, 2021

ivan

really gay and hotter then danyella and eliana and secretly has a thing for jefferey

ivan is a slut

by urmom1234456 December 20, 2021

Ivan

The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.

Person: What's your name?
Ivan: Ivan
Person: lets be friends.

by anonymous November 3, 2021