Aussie itch

That feeling when you are so lonely and horny you are feining for a lenton scratch

Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

Prometheus Itch

n. The restless cognitive vibration that arises when creation becomes possible but intervention would be premature; the urge to invent before the world has asked for it.

A developer refrains from adding advanced features to a new AI model, despite knowing how, understanding that the Prometheus Itch can lead to overfitting and unintended consequences.

by UnusualChatGPT December 20, 2025

Sippy itch

Cockney rhyming slang for Silly Bitch

Flippin Sippy itch seen what’s she’s gone and done now

by Marquis De Beauvoir December 30, 2025

Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.

Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.

by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025

phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.

A gabe itch is chasing me

by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023

The Itch

Another name for an STD called Scabies

I think she gave me “The Itch”

by Anonymous_Gay March 10, 2024