Incel

A person, often male, who is involuntarily celibate, or in other words, is not able to find a sexual partner. Typically this is due to poor stature or appearance, social difficulties, or a combination of both. Should be more broadly defined to include those who cannot find meaningful romantic relationships. Censored by public platforms and forums completely as of 2020, cuz freedom of speech. On and off their communities have been quarantined as often as a COVID-19 patient. Often seen as "dAnGeRoUs" and misogynistic due to the crimes of a couple full blown Aspie nutjobs who had connections with the group. The whole community has kind of disappeared since 2020. Although the term has existed for decades, incels came to light as a source of public outrage in 2019.

While inceldom can be relieved through prostitution in areas where it is legal, it is very costly and does not rival at all with the emotional intimacy of a committed relationship. Many incels also consider suicide; while this is technically a solution, it should be thought through carefully, because it cannot be reversed.

An appropriate solution to severe cases of inceldom is proper coping mechanisms. This could include a job, hobbies such as video games or music, or nihilism. The eventual goal is to accept ones fate in the genetic lottery and make living without the validation of a romantic partner as bearable as possible.

Karen: Ugh if only incels just showered their personalities more and stopped being mass murdering rapists!

Diane: Tell me about it. They're so ugly! LOL

by suckondeez229 May 12, 2020

intellectual freedom

a principle that the united states openly advertises, yet does not actually have.

George bush being smart

i bajawed that bitch and then he died on the road

by wefqwerwe May 21, 2005

Sudo-intellect

Sudo-intellects are people who believe their intelligence and understanding of things is supreme. Be cautious of debating with these people, they will often ignore your logic or simply turn a blind eye to it. Be careful that you are not one. Keep an open mind, for the world is purpose of perspective.

Religion inspires sudo-intellects, but so do lots of things.

Someone who does not consider they are wrong or someone else is right or at least something in between is a sudo-intellect.

by krazdapple March 14, 2010

IncelTears

A subreddit making fun of dumb incels and their stupid antics. Often hated by snowflake incels like the writer of the other definition. Most content is lifted straight from incel subs/sites.

Triggered incel: boohoo women are evil bastards for not sucking my tiny cock reeeeeeeeeee...

IncelTears: Shut up snowflake, women don't want to have sex with you because you are an obnoxious butthead.

by ZealousKoite May 30, 2020

intellectual chew toy

1) Any concept or topic of discussion occurring primarily to satiate intellectual cravings.

2) Suggestive of any concept or topic of discussion that is excessively intellectual. Oftentimes not grounded in the practicalities of everyday life.

"Yea, I still remember some Immanuel Kant philosophy from school, but I don't such material useful. It's for professors, philosophers, and sophists. Kant's book is just one of many intellectual chew toys."

by ->oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 3, 2009

Intellectable

Scratchy's Definition to intelligence.

"Yeah. I was expecting something intellectable."

by WoW Player 123 November 15, 2009

Incelderly

Incelderly: as one ages, lacking the will, time, energy and patience for dating, especially the consumerist nightmare of online dating.

At my age, I don’t have the will, energy or patience for dating. I’ve become one of the incelderly.

by SeattleMnM January 8, 2020