mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

big thigh maryooms future cat

would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo

big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough

by JassimF August 9, 2021

Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 13, 2022

future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022

Future Star

It’s Keira duh

Person 1: Hey Keira! What’s up?
Keira: not much, just preparing to be a future star

by WorldwideJk October 18, 2021