by Future champ September 27, 2017
Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Fan: "Hey Future, can I get your autograph?"
Future: *Weird Mumbling noises* "I'm future!" *Weird Mumbling noises*
Future: *Weird Mumbling noises* "I'm future!" *Weird Mumbling noises*
by Crinngo21 December 30, 2019
by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020
This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.
Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future
by Buttsuc December 20, 2018
the future is fucked
by August mellemkaer November 28, 2017
The time ahead of the present time; the time where some things change.
The time where things are predicted.
The time where things are predicted.
Kid: Mom when are we gonna go to insert fun place here?
Mom: in the future
I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.
Mom: in the future
I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.
by User_takenlol99 December 14, 2019