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No Nut Nitwit

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
by Ocide November 3, 2022
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Mater Nut

When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.
John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.
by Thicc Hiccup February 5, 2019
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The Electric Nut

When Ryan hooks a car battery to his nipples and turns it on while ejaculating then proceeds to rattle his teammates in siege with 7.62 rounds while going “uuguugugughfhugyuguuguuguufu”
Ryan performed the electric nut in last nights lobby
by The Electric Boogaloo November 30, 2019
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buds nuts

When a problem arises this person will try to remedy the situation with no clue what to do.
Here come the buds nuts who will fuck this up.
by Mike $ July 26, 2009
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Reverse Nut

An extreme feeling of pain and disgust. Used to describe unpleasant events.
Joe: I got an F on that test
Kevin: that’s a reverse nut
by LongDickBoi June 8, 2018
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Rhum Nuts

A cocktail combining Frangelico (a hazelnut liqueur) with Bacardi or an alternative white rum, and an espresso coffee (one cube of white sugar), served cold with an ice cube.
Do you want to get drunk in the sun on rhum nuts tonight?
by Pahenje June 9, 2019
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Wet nuts

The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female
Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts
by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018
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