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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
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coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life June 6, 2018
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Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*
by Linglong221 June 4, 2020
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Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
by aries19 October 15, 2019
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Coyote season

When a female howls like a coyote during sex.
Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick
by Whitecountry October 29, 2019
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season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
by bigbadscot December 25, 2016
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Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.
Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*
by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020
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